You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
how does that bad decision feel?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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