not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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