My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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