So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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