Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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