i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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