Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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