I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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