I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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