that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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