hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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