Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
pray to the hookup gods
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
