i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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