She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I will pee on everything he values.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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