I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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