So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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