Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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