KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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