Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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