My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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