have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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