If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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