Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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