He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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