I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Randomize
