So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Come on in and take your pants off
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