ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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