There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
my phone needs a breathalizer
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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