I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Enjoy the penises
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Randomize
