Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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