butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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