Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Oh god it's open bar.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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