There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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