return my video game
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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