For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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