I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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