CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
