Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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