i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
