Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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