Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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