Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
The air taste purple.
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