Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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