Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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