Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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