"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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