so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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