I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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