you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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