let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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