sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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