Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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