Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
