Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Randomize
