KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You took a bar mat shot.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
