He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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